It's F**king October

If you find the shop you normally buy your condoms from just isn't quite festive enough this autumn, why not pop over to Boots in Middlesbrough. Boots are not content with containing the (two month early) Non Denominational Winter Festival cheer in the several aisles of christmas gifts (which are on the ground floor right by the "healthy" food, despite the fact that gifts are normally in the basement of this store), oh no.. they felt it completely necessary to put tacky stars on every shelf, even those where it doesn't quite feel appropriate.